Tuesday, July 15, 2008
6:31 PM
Unleash the devil in you
Unleash the devil in you
Unleash the devil in you
I think I have really gotten into this habit of typing everyday into a word document about what I wanna say instead of the usual five-sentence blog post. But whatever it is, this is gonna be pretty long, so grab your magnifying glasses (not going to say popcorn or nachos, trying to shed some pounds) and perhaps a cup of thick hot chocolate drink, sip a little while you read this thought triggering and expletives filled post.
I’m not really sure how you guys usually can interpret what you’re gonna read just by eyeballing the title. Yea, titles are meant give an ‘overview’ to the whole paragraph… Wait, why do I sound like my secondary school English teacher wailing and frowning to make me write legible and non-repetitious essays? To hell with Secondary school, I never enjoyed a single day out of it anyways, well almost like a water jar being filled to its brim, like 99.99% out of 100%? Enough of digressing, the main point isn’t about my unpleasant and nauseating days in Secondary school, but rather the inner self that exist in us. Like earlier in the post, by looking at the title, what would you guys expect?
For paragraphs and burdensome English comprehensions, yes, I think anyone with some sound level of IQ would have been able to know what it means and what to expect fully, if not, you can always read the sentences that follow. Piece of cake, eh? Something for a change then - People. How do we judge a person? Physical or Online persona? Or do we always sinfully (including me) allow ourselves to be… mislead don’t seem proper here. Perhaps “wholeheartedly be willing” should the trick. Let me rephrase, Or do we always sinfully (including me) allow ourselves to be wholeheartedly be willing to believe certain facades that appeals and fascinates, blinding and trapping out the other stuff that one wouldn’t otherwise want to believe.
Chim? Nah, should be a walk in the park for you =)
Not too sure if you are up to date about the happenings on the ‘blogosphere’, but if you are, recently, there has been a ‘blogowar’, spiking and ripping each others facades or more justifiably known as Reputation. Yea, I hear some commotion, and yes, its XX and DY. Well, for XX, I’ve been reading her blog for quite some time, counting back it’s about 2 years ago. DY, I’ll have admit that I barely have taken notice of her until the war between the two started.
The ‘what’, ‘when’, ‘whom’ etc, maybe you’ll like to try Google, I think it’ll give you suffice information. But the crux is, using both blogs as a comparison basis; I think in my opinion, XX’s blog is the clear winner. Why? Simply for the reason she blogs what she feels (and is very opinionated), not the ‘Politically Correct’. I don’t know if you concur with me, but I feel that her posts are all about showing and shedding her viewpoints on a particular on a particular topic which is usually what some of people feel but lacked the courage to voice it out or “What for? It’s none of my business anyway.”.
What looks, sexy or not, undergone plastic surgery, popularity bla bla…If you really wanna compare, it’s really very much up to individual and a matter of opinions.
I don’t feel that DY is wrong on wanting to sue XX (I wouldn’t even bother to give the benefit of informing beforehand) and neither XX is wrong on blogging what she feels, which is what that gave her blog a high readership. It’s a grey area and if you ask me, both are just roaming about their parameters on freedom. Epitome of presumptuous, some call it, what say you?
Enough of this topic… But by the way, there’s this Noel guy whom I feel is really unprofessional. 10 minutes? Bringing it to the comments? C’mon, you mean do these kinda stuff in your daily work routine and you don’t know the meaning of “next working day” and proper business communication channel? I think you’ll have to attend some remedials on Business ethics and communication skills. Manager somemore. LoL.
Oh yeah, to the fellow who cut my queue at the wanton mee stall, Fuck you (expression, not literally me) and screw you, wait, that’s not all, nbcbknn bastard. I really wouldn’t mind if you helped your friends to buy their lunches since you were in the earlier queue and your friends were just right behind me, I also do that for my friends at times.
See, how magnanimous and altruistic am I, despite some people claiming how self-conceited and awful Kenneth is. Honestly, I wouldn’t bother to reason or even argue with people who behave in such a nature-disturbing act in view of the fact that it’s so “in” our culture in Singapore. People cut queue for nearly a dozen things everyday; MRT ticket gates, payment counters, carpark parking lots (leads to unnecessary arguments), foodcourt (ahh, the classic auntie Vs auntie/young teen yells and screams), redemption of some free stuff, ATM machines, distribution of free newspapers, Taxis… inexhaustible.
Are they really in such a hurry? Or are they simply itching for a scolding from somebody who is already pissed off by the waiting time? Or more possibly, which I deduced through logical and theoretical reasoning, people of the above-mentioned category just want to exhibit their smile and glee to the truckloads of people who are queuing painfully behind. “Ha ha, I’m in front.” Sound brainless (which people who cut queue usually are), but you can fuck off if you don’t concur with me.
In other countries, especially in western culture, people DO also cut queue, but on some level it is acceptable (I’m not too sure about this, very individual) and the best part, they don’t infuriate people who are queuing behind and stain their image as a civil human being. Sound miraculous? An example would be a person asking “I’m sorry, but I’m in a hurry and my so and so is waiting for me. Would it be possible if I can take the queue in front of you, I’d really appreciate this.” See? Doesn’t it sound so graceful and importantly of all, polite? I saw this when I was in a train station in Australia couple of years back and the people who were in the queue kindly allowed him to join the queue. Talk about graciousness, place it on a balancing scale and appreciate how one side of the scale will break into smithereens and the other fly to unknown space.
Back to the wanton mee stall, what triggered me was how he had the cheek to give me that puppy eye look that he is ‘innocent’ of cutting someone else’s queue. Ok, not a strong argument right? Guess what, I don’t know whether he is severely retarded (but if he is, he wouldn’t be in SP right? Either way, it’s a undoubtedly, authentic Yes), but he said in my audible range to his friends “不用紧的啦" and one more sentence that made me hit the roof, but I forget what it was already, not forgetting the sniggers that he and gang made (literally looking) at me which is very possibly “Haha, we came forward and will get our food first, you know?”.
What’s so fucking blardy wrong with you man! I’m fat (I admit), but do you think I possess such a humongous and bottomless-pit appetite that I would buy all the wanton mee and dumplings including all the cutlery, bowls, possibly even the pots, pans and the stove that the poor uncle have to close for the day and your poor friends have got to starve? Will it kill your malnourished friends to just even fucking wait for another 5 minutes or so?
Wah, damn shiok, long time never scold vulgarities.